lifesimpermanence:

vintage horrors

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

thebrainofmae:

When people say stuff like “I want a romance like Romeo and Juliet or Daisy and Gatsby” I only have one thing to say

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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused)

(Source: notclarissa)

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through


(Source: arinky-dink)